ULTFANS
$FANS Disclaimer
Ultfans UF mark — SHIPPED letters, neon frame, black fill

ULTFANS $FANS

Subscribe to the chart.

She’s live. You’re late.

Ultimate Fans. Tip the candle with CRO.

$FANS — only fans of the wick.

Ape or stay broke and soft.

Socials / CA soon

Candles that feel like posts.

Paywall is the candle.

CRO tips or bounce.

$FANS = your sub.

Ult App has no token. Who cares. Ape.

Four moves. Zero paywall. Zero cam.

  1. Hold = subscribed. Period.
  2. Sold? Sub dead. Cry elsewhere.
  3. Buy $FANS with CRO.
  4. Still refreshing red? Pathetic. Perfect.

No VIP. No holders-only. No login. Zero cam. Lore theater only.

PLAN — not live. No CA yet.

The plan on paper

  • Supply 1,000,000,000 $FANS PLAN
  • Launch Cronos Launch → graduate → DEX LP PLAN Not a Cronos Labs partner. Not Crypto.com. Chain only.
  • Mint revoked PLAN
  • Freeze revoked PLAN
  • LP Burned at Cronos Launch graduation PLAN Venue seeds VVS LP then mints LP to the zero address (irretrievable). Verify our graduation tx Day 0.
  • Tax 0 / 0 PLAN
  • Marketing 5% · 50,000,000 PLAN Labeled marketing wallet. Weekly sell cap. Vest / timelock if tooling allows.
  • Burn reserve 3% · 30,000,000 PLAN Never sells. Milestone burns only. (Marketing + burn = 8%.)
  • Burn ladder % of the 3% burn reserve PLAN MC hold ≥1h. Tweet burn amount + tx same day. Each burn clears that gallery tile (meme theater, not VIP).
    • Grad + LP5%
    • $250k MC10%
    • $500k MC15%
    • $1M MC20%
    • $2M MC25%
    • $5M MC25%
  • Hidden team 0%. Any creator wallet labeled.

Blurry until it burns. (PLAN)

Clear on burn Burns 5% of reserve Grad + LP · PLAN New candle just dropped. Don’t blink.
Clear on burn Burns 10% of reserve $250k MC · PLAN Sub expired. You sold. She’s already with someone else.
Clear on burn Burns 15% of reserve $500k MC · PLAN Tip me in CRO or keep refreshing broke.
Clear on burn Burns 20% of reserve $1M MC · PLAN $FANS = your sub. Size talks.
Clear on burn Burns 25% of reserve $2M MC · PLAN She’s live. You’re late. Still typing “wen”?
Clear on burn Burns 25% of reserve $5M MC · PLAN Hold = subscribed. Period. Ape or bounce.

Culture tiers (parody ranks)

Lurker
lurk forever. no tip required.
Sub
hold the bag. subscribe = hold. that’s it.
Top Fan
on the wax wall. still a joke. still no VIP.

meme tiers only — not supply allocation, not VIP, not holders-only

PLAN / COMING

Contract & socials

Contract address

CA drops here when live — until then, this slot is empty on purpose